Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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