Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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