I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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