their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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