I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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