Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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