I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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