O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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