Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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