I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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