I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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