i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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