Where is the hickey?
the condom got lost in my hair
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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