I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't turn off my feet"
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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