I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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