the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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