He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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