ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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