remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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