Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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