"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I love you.
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