THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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