i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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