Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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