Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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