Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
