So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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