...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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