Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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