New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Randomize
