quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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