Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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