mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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