Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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