Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
