I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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