So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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