Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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