it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize
