First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Never joke about your clitoris.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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