I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
where are you?
Hypothermia
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
