Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Randomize
