The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Dear god my vagina.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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