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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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