The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Help. Why am I so naked?
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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