watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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