Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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