fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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