i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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