Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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