maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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